BRAIN53 VIP Member
Joined: 06 Jan 2006
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Don't Be Scared! |
Posted: Tue 14 Feb, 2006 |
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MAN ESCAPES FROM PRISON WHERE HE HAS BEEN FOR 15
YEARS.
HE BREAKS INTO A HOUSE TO LOOK FOR MONEY AND GUNS AND
FINDS A YOUNG
COUPLE
IN BED.
HE ORDERS THE GUY OUT OF BED AND TIES HIM TO A CHAIR.
WHILE TYING THE GIRL TO THE BED HE GETS ON TOP OF HER,
KISSES HER NECK,
THEN GETS UP AND GOES INTO THE BATHROOM.
WHILE HE'S IN THERE, THE HUSBAND TELLS HIS WIFE:
"LISTEN, THIS GUY'S AN ESCAPED CONVICT, LOOK AT HIS
CLOTHES!
HE PROBABLY SPENT LOTS OF TIME IN JAIL AND HASN'T SEEN
A WOMAN IN
YEARS.
I SAW HOW HE KISSED YOUR NECK.
IF HE WANTS SEX, DON'T RESIST, DON'T COMPLAIN, DO
WHATEVER HE TELLS
YOU.
SATISFY HIM NO MATTER HOW MUCH HE NAUSEATES YOU.
THIS GUY IS PROBABLY VERY DANGEROUS.
IF HE GETS ANGRY, HE'LL KILL US.
BE STRONG, HONEY. I LOVE YOU"
TO WHICH THE WIFE RESPONDS:
"HE WASN'T KISSING MY NECK. HE WAS
WHISPERING IN MY EAR.
HE TOLD ME HE WAS GAY, THOUGHT YOU WERE CUTE,
AND ASKED IF WE HAD ANY VASELINE.
I TOLD HIM IT WAS IN THE BATHROOM
BE STRONG HONEY. I LOVE YOU TOO!!" |
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hbgator Forum Administrator
Joined: 18 Jan 2006
Posts: 1221 Location: 2 blocks over
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Re: Don't Be Scared! |
Posted: Tue 14 Feb, 2006 |
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good one...........but one had to know what was coming |
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