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djm
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PostPosted: Tue 07 Feb, 2006

A wealthy hospital benefactor was being shown around the hospital
when during her tour, she passed a room where a male patient was
masturbating furiously.

"Oh my GOD!!" screamed the woman, "That's disgraceful!!! Why is he
doing that?"

The doctor who was leading the tour calmly explained, "I'm very sorry
that you were exposed to that, but this man has a serious condition
where his testicles rapidly fill with semen, and if he doesn't do that
at least 5 times a day, he'll be in extreme pain and his testicles
could easily rupture".

Oh well, in that case, I guess it's ok." commented the woman.

In the very next room, a male patient was lying in bed and it was
obvious that a nurse was performing oral sex on him.

Again, the woman screamed, "Oh my GOD!! How can THAT be justified?"

Again the doctor spoke very calmly, "Same illness, better health plan."
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PostPosted: Tue 07 Feb, 2006

That's one hell of a health plan ! Arrow Where do I sign up ?
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PostPosted: Tue 07 Feb, 2006

Sorry about the double post. Damn forthnet, it took so long to post this that I hit refresh and got a double post. (Greek users will understand what I'm talking about Evil or Very Mad )
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PostPosted: Thu 09 Feb, 2006

HAHAHAHAHAHA
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