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50th ANNIVERSARY


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Jah Ji
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PostPosted: Tue 07 Feb, 2006

50th ANNIVERSARY

On the evening of their 50th Wedding Anniversary, a
reminiscing wife found the negligee she wore on her
wedding night and put it on. She went to her husband,
a retired ARMY 1ST SGT, and said: "Honey, do you
remember this?"

He looked up from his newspaper and said: "Yes dear,
I do. You wore that same negligee the night we were married."

She said, "Yes, that's right. Do you remember what you
said to me that night?"

He nodded and said, "Yes dear, I still remember."

"Well, what was it?" she asked.

He was not much in the mood for this, but, he sighed and
responded, "Well, honey, as I remember, I said;
'Oh baby, I'm going to suck the life out of those boobs
and screw your brains out.' "

She giggled and said; "Yes dear, that's it. That's exactly
what you said. So now it's fifty years later, and I'm in the
same negligee. What does my soldier have to say tonight?"

He looked her up and down and replied! , "Mission accomplished "
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PostPosted: Tue 07 Feb, 2006

another great one Very Happy
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PostPosted: Wed 08 Feb, 2006

LOLOL!!
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PostPosted: Thu 09 Feb, 2006

very nice
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PostPosted: Sat 11 Feb, 2006

lol... funny one...
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