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[Jah Ji]

Birth Machine:

A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered.

Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine
that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the FATHER.

He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much
in favor of it.

The doctor set the pain transfer to 10% for starters, explaining that
even 10% was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced
before.

But as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine, and asked the
doctor to go ahead and bump it up a notch.

The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The
husband was still feeling fine.

The doctor checked the husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how
well he was doing at this point they decided to try for 50%.

The husband continued to feel quite well. Since the pain transfer was
obviously helping out the wife considerably, the husband encouraged
the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him.

The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She and her
husband were ecstatic.

When they got home, ..................the mailman was dead on the
porch!

[hbgator]

now that is great lol........love the ending thanks

[BRAIN53]

Hahaahahahahaha….cough cough….hahahahahaha