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Three kids are in school...
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PostPosted: Tue 24 Jan, 2006
Three kids are in school...



A white, a black, and a Hispanic kid. The teacher tells them to make a sentence with the words liver and cheese.

White kid says: "My mom made me a liver and cheese sandwich and it was so good."

Black kid says: "My daddy told my momma to go get the Government cheese And she didn't, so my daddy punched her in the liver."

Latin kid says: "Some kids were trying to look under my sister's dress and I told the cabrones, "Hey!!! liver alone, cheese my sister!"
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