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Dictionary for Decoding Women's Personal Ads: |
Posted: Wed 25 Jan, 2006 |
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40-ish ........................ 49.
Adventurous .............. Slept with everyone.
Athletic ...................... No breasts
Average looking .......... Moooo.
Beautiful .................... Pathological liar.
Emotionally Secure ... On medication.
Feminist .................... Fat
Free spirit .................. Junkie
Friendship first .......... Former slut.
New-Age ................... Body hair in the wrong places.
Old-Fashioned ........... No BJs.
Open-minded ............. Desperate
Outgoing ................... Loud and Embarrassing.
Professional .............. Bitch
Voluptuous ................ Very Fat
Hugh frame ............... Hugely Fat
Wants soul mate ....... Stalker |
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BRAIN53 VIP Member
Joined: 06 Jan 2006
Posts: 374
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Re: Dictionary for Decoding Women's Personal Ads: |
Posted: Wed 25 Jan, 2006 |
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Holy sh*t lol |
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