WastedTimes

[Jah Ji]

Three blondes were all applying for the last available position on the
Texas Highway Patrol. The detective conducting the interview looked at
the 3 of them and said, "So ya'll want to be a cop, eh?"
The blondes all nodded. The detective got up, opened a file drawer and
pulled out a file folder. Sitting back down, he opened it up and
withdrew a picture, and said, "To be a detective, you have to be able to
detect. You must be able to notice things such as distinguishing
features and
oddities such as scars, etc."

So he stuck the photo in the face of the 1st blonde and withdrew it
after about 2 seconds. "Now, he said, "did you notice any
distinguishing
features about the man?"

The blonde immediately said, "Yes, I did. He has only one eye!"

The detective shook his head and said, "Of course he has only one eye
in this picture! It's a profile of his face! You're dismissed!"

The 1st blonde hung her head and walked out of the office. The
detective then turned to the 2nd blonde, stuck the photo in her face for
2 seconds, pulled it back and said, "What about you? Notice anything
unusual or outstanding about this man?"

"Yes! He only has one ear!"

The detective put his head in his hand and exclaimed, "Didn't you hear
what I just told the other lady? This is a profile of the man's face! Of
course you can only see one ear!! You're excused, too!"

The 2nd blonde sheepishly walked out of the office. The detective
turned his attention to the 3rd and last blonde and said, "This is
probably a waste of time, but......." He flashed the photo in her face
for a couple of seconds and withdrew it, saying "All right. Did you
notice anything distinguishing or unusual about this man?"

The blonde said, "I did. This man wears contact lenses."

The detective frowned, took another look at the picture and began
looking at some of the papers in the folder. He looked up at the blonde
with a puzzled _expression and said, "You're absolutely right! His bio
says he wears contacts... How in the world could you tell that by
looking at this picture?"

The blonde rolled her eyes and said, "Well duh! With only one eye and
one ear, he certainly can't wear glasses!"

[BRAIN53]

Hahahaha….that was actually kind of smart thinking …NOT lol