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[BRAIN53]

A woman, pregnant with triplets was walking down the street when

a robber ran out of a bank and shot her three times in the stomach.

Luckily, she and the babies survived. The surgeon decided to leave

the bullets in because it was too risky to operate. She gave birth to

two healthy daughters and a healthy son.



All was fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walked into the

room in tears. "What's wrong?" asked the mother. "I was taking a

tinkle and this bullet came out" replied the daughter. The mother

told her it was okay and explained what happened 16 years before.



About a week later the second daughter walked into the room in

tears. "Mom, I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out."Again

the mother told her not to worry and explained what happened 16

years before.


A week later her son walked into the room in tears. "It's okay"said

the Mom, "I know what happened, you were taking a tinkle and a

bullet came out.""No," said the boy, "I was playing with myself

and I shot the dog."