WastedTimes

[BRAIN53]

Dear Friends,



With all the turmoil in the market today and the collapse of Lehman

Bros and Acquisition of Merrill Lynch by Bank of America this might be

some good advice.







For all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected

mergers so



that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks. Take

note:







1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W R.

Grace Co.



Will merge and become:



Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.







2.) Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and

become:



Poly, Warner Cracker.







3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and become:



MMMGood.







4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will

merge and=0

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become:



ZipAudiDoDa .







5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become:



FedUP.







6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become:



Fairwell Honeychild.







7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become:



PouponPants.







8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become:



Knott NOW!







And finally...







9. Victoria 's Secret and Smith &Wesson will merge under the new name:



TittyTittyBangBang

[jkf]

Nice!!!

[Mop]

Good one!

I wonder what will happen if Heineken Beer will merge with Budweiser Beer...

Hein-Bud-Beer???