WastedTimes

[BRAIN53]

>> A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at
> work.
>>
>> Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly , sees them and hides in
> the
>> bedroom closet to watch.
>>
>> The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet
> ,
>> not realizing that the little boy is in there already.
>>
>> The little boy says , 'Dark in here.'
>> The man says , 'Yes , it is.'
>> Boy - 'I have a baseball.'
>> Man - 'That's nice.'
>> Boy - 'Want to buy it?'
>> Man - 'No , thanks.'
>> Boy - 'My dad's outside.'
>> Man - 'OK , how much?'
>> Boy - '$150'
>> Man - 'Sold.'
>>
>> In the next few weeks , it happens again that the boy and the lover
> are
>> in the closet together.
>>
>> Boy - 'Dark in here.'
>> Man - 'Yes , it is.'
>> Boy - 'I have a Wilson infielder's glove.'
>> The lover , remembering the last time , asks the boy , 'How much?'
>> Boy - '$350'
>> Man - 'Highway robbery. Sold.'
>>
>> A few days later , the father says to the boy , 'Grab your gloves ,
>> let's go outside and have a game of catch.'
>>
>> The boy says , 'I can't , I sold my ball and my glove.'
>> The father asks , 'How much did you sell them for?'
>> The boy says , '$500'
>>
>> The father says , 'That's terrible to overcharge your friends like
>> that... That is way more than those two things cost.
>>
>> I'm going to t
>> ake you to church and make you confess your greed.'
>> They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the
>> confession booth and he closes the door.
>>
>> The boy says , 'Dark in here.'
>> The priest says , 'Don't start that shiit again , you're in my closet
>> now.

[Mop]

Man oh man....lmao!!!