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[BRAIN53]

CHINESE SICK LEAVE - ' I NO COME WORK TODAY'

Hung Chow calls into work and says, 'Hey, I no come work today, I
really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt.
I no come work.'

The boss says, 'I really need you today. When I feel like this, I go to
my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better
and I go to work. You try that.'

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again.
'I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon...
you got nice house.'

[jkf]

Thanks, that was pretty good...