WastedTimes

[peiratns]

Recently on a routine police patrol parked outside a local neighborhood bar the officer
noticed a man leaving the bar so intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man
stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes with the officer quietly observing.
After what seemed an eternity and trying his keys on five different vehicles, the man
managed to find his own car which he fell into. He was there for a few minutes as a
number of other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started the car, switched
the wipers on and off (it was a dry night), flicked the hazard flasher on and off,
tooted the horn, and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few
inches, reversed a little, and then remained stationary for a few more minutes as
more patrons left in their vehicles. At last he pulled out of the parking lot and started
to drive slowly down the street. The police officer, having patiently waited all this time,
now started up his patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over
and carried out a breathalyzer test. To his amazement, the breathalyzer indicated no
evidence of the man having consumed alcohol at all! Dumbfounded, the officer said,
"I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the Police Station. This breathalyzer
equipment must be broken." "I doubt it," said the man, "Tonight, I'm the
designated decoy."

[jkf]

ha, ha... I'll have to try that and see if I can get away with it without getting beating...

[Mop]

Great one!