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Oh, those crazy nuts! |
Posted: Fri 14 Dec, 2007 |
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A doctor at an insane asylum decided to take his patients to a
baseball game.
For weeks in advance, he coached his patients to respond to his
commands.
When the day of the game arrived. Everything went quite well.
As the National Anthem started, the doctor yelled, "Up Nuts", and the
patients complied by standing up. After the anthem, he yelled, "Down
Nuts", and they all sat back down in their seats. After a home run was
hit, the doctor yelled, "Cheer Nuts". They all broke out into applause and
cheered. When the umpire made a particularly bad call against the star of
the home team, the Doctor yelled, "Booooo Nuts" and they all started
booing and cat calling.
Comfortable with their response, the doctor decided to go get a
soda and a hot dog, leaving his assistant in charge. When he returned,
there was a riot in progress.
Finding his tizzied assistant, the doctor asked, "What in the world
happened?"
The assistant replied, "Well everything was going just fine
until this guy walked by and yelled, "PEANUTS!" |
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