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[hbgator]

Hillary Clinton was out jogging one morning along the
parkway when she tripped, fell over the bridge railing and
landed in the creek below.

Before the Secret Service guys could get to her, 3 kids who
were fishing pulled her out of the water. She was so
grateful she offered the kids whatever they wanted.

The first kid said, "I want to go to Disneyland.
Hillary said, "No problem, I'll take you there on my
special Senator's airplane."

The second kid said, "I want a new pair of Nike Air
Jordan's."
Hillary said, "I'll get them for you and even have Michael
sign them!!"

The third kid said, "I want a motorized wheelchair with a
built in TV and stereo headset!"
Hillary was a little perplexed by this and said, "But you
don't look like you're handicapped."

The kid said, "I will be after my dad finds out I saved
your ass from drowning."

[Mop]