WastedTimes

[hbgator]

When you have an "I Hate My Job" day, try this:

>
> On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the
> thermometer section. Purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson &
> Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home lock your
> doors, draw the curtains and disconnect thephone so you will not be
> disturbed. Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your
> favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now,
> carefully place it ona table or a surface so that it will not become
> chipped or broken. Now the fun part begins. Take out the literature
> from the box and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print
> there is a statement:
> "Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested
> and then sanitized". Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five
> times, "I am so glad I donot work in the thermometer quality control at
> Johnson & Johnson.
> "HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB
> THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE A** THAN YOURS........................