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Will I live to be 80?


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BRAIN53
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Will I live to be 80?
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PostPosted: Wed 19 Sep, 2007

Some times you just have to ask yourself " Will I live to be 80?"

I recently chose a new primary care physician.
After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age. A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him,






"Do you think I'll live to be 80?"
He asked, "Do you smoke tobacco or drink alcoholic beverages?"
"No," I replied. "I don't do drugs, either."
Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and
barbecued ribs?"
I said, "No, my other doctor said that all red meat is unhealthy!"
"Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, boating, fishing or relaxing at the beach?"
"No, I don't," I said.
He asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?"
"No," I said. "I don't do any of those things."
Then he looked at me and asked,
"Then why do you give a shiit?".
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PostPosted: Wed 19 Sep, 2007

well I may reach 60 Very Happy
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PostPosted: Fri 21 Sep, 2007

I sometimes feel like i'm already 80.....I need more of the bad stuff...and more sex... Wink
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