WastedTimes

[bossman3961]

Did you hear about the gay magician?
He vanished with a poof.


Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp?
He bought a warehouse.


Mickey Mouse has been thrown out of Disneyland. Not sure, but I heard it had
something to do with Muffin the Mule.


Why did the snooker player go to the toilet?
To pot the brown.


What’s the difference between erotic and kinky?.
Erotic, you use a feather. Kinky you use the whole chicken.

What's the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman?
You can unscrew a light bulb.


What gets longer when pulled, fits between a women's boobs, inserts neatly in a hole
and works best when jerked hard?
A Seat Belt.


It goes in dry and it comes out wet, the longer it's in the stronger it gets, it comes
out dripping and starts to sag... it's a Tetley's tea-bag.


What's a monkey got in common with a chainsaw?
They both shag up trees.