WastedTimes

[bossman3961]

Robot Bartender

A man enters a bar and orders a drink. The bar has a robot
bartender. The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and
then asks him," What's your IQ?" The man replies "150" and the robot
proceeds to make conversation about global warming factors, quantum
physics and spirituality, bio mimicry, environmental
interconnectedness, string theory, and nano-technology. The customer
is very impressed and thinks, "This is really cool." He decides to
test the robot. He walks out of the bar, turns around, and comes
back in for another drink. Again, the robot serves him the perfectly
prepared drink and asks him, "What's your IQ?" The man responds,
"about a 100." Immediately the robot starts talking, but this time,
about football, NASCAR, baseball, super models, favorite fast foods,
guns, and women. Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and
decides to give the robot one more test. He heads out and returns,
the robot serves him and asks, "What's your IQ?" The man replies,
"Ahh, 50, I think." And the robot says... real slowly...
"So............... ya gonna vote for Bush again?"