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[Jah Ji]

The Preacher explains that he must move on to a larger congregation that will
pay him more. There is a hush within the congregation. No one wants him to
leave.

Joe Smith, who owns several car dealerships in the City stands up and
proclaims: "If the Preacher stays, I will provide him with a new Cadillac every
year and his wife with a Honda mini-van to transport their children!" The
congregation sighs in appreciation, and applauds.

Sam Brown, a successful entrepreneur and investor, stands and say "If the
Preacher will stay on here, I'll personally double his salary, and also
establish a foundation to guarantee the college education of all his children!"
More sighs and loud applause.

Sadie Jones, age 88, stands and announces with a smile, "If the preacher stays,
I will give him sex," There is total silence.

The Preacher, blushing, asks her: "Mrs. Jones, whatever possessed you to say
that?"

Sadie's 90 year old husband Jake is now trying to hide, holding his forehead
with the palm of his hand and shaking his head from side to side while his wife
replies:

"Well, I just asked my husband how we could help, and he said "Screw the
Preacher."

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