WastedTimes

[BRAIN53]

HER DIARY

Tonight I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a
bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I
thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no
comment. Conversation wasn't flowing so I suggested that we go
somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed but he kept quiet and
absent. I asked him what was wrong; he said nothing. I asked him if it
was my fault that he was upset. He said it had nothing to do with me
and not to worry. On the way home I told him that I loved him, he simply smiled
and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior; I don't know why he
didn't say I love you too. When we got home I felt as if I had lost him, as
if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there and
watched T.V. He seemed distant and absent. Finally, I decided to go to bed.
About 10 minutes later he came to bed, and to my surprise he
responded to my caress and we made love, but I still felt that he was
distracted and his thoughts were somewhere else. He fell asleep - I cried.I don't
know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.






HIS DIARY

Today the New York Mets lost, but at least I got laid

[jkf]

ummm... grin, lukewarm...

Well, I don't know what to tell ya... at least he got laid... LOL

After decades of watching games, the way men are supposed to act
about sports events is starting to turn into something like a blond joke...

we must be expected to play that dumbass part about all things come to a
halt when the game is on and any interruptions will be ignored and life
comes to an end when your team loses... LOL

(Remember the guy that bet his nuts, and cut them off because his team lost?)

Like when a man is swearing up and down at the television set...
the woman asks, 'why are you so upset?'
the man responds, 'That idiot called our star player a dirty name...'
woman says, 'what did he call him...',
man says, 'I'm not sure... but it had to be bad... just look at the fans...'
then you hear, 'we'll return to 'last year's replay' right after a commercial break...'

Very similar to... A woman is having a fit, because someone called her a c*nt...
If you ask most women what a c*nt is, they will tell you... I don't know but I'm
supposed to get mad... thats what my mother told me to do..... ROFL

Whatever happened to that really short woman with
a perfectly flat head and a round mouth with no teeth,
with ears that looked like it came off of buggsbunny???


jkf