WastedTimes

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Husband 1.0

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, NHL 4.3, MLB 3.0, and NBA 3.6.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, to no avail. What can I do?

Signed,
Desperate

Dear Desperate:

First, keep in mind that Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. Try to enter the command: Start>Run...> and type "ITHOUGHTYOULOVEDME" in the box next to Open, hit Enter or click OK. This will download Tears 6.2, which should automatically install Guilt 3.0. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

Remember, though, that overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will create Loud Snore 10.8. Whatever you do: DO NOT install Mother-in- Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.

You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck,

Tech Support

[hbgator]

well I had wife 6.9 on my system, but my drive kept going down

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hbgator @ Thu Mar 02, 2006 4:54 pm wrote:

well I had wife 6.9 on my system, but my drive kept going down

Tech Support:
Then we suggest you use this special offer to our Premium Members: Download the latest version of Viagra 2.4-the fixed version (service pack included)... lol...

[hbgator]

well I down loaded Viagra 2.4 and installed it about 1 hour ago now my wife says I need to increase my ram.......please help


ps my wife is happy I got rid of the floppy drive but now demands more up time

[futureproof]

hbgator @ Thu Mar 02, 2006 10:27 pm wrote:

well I down loaded Viagra 2.4 and installed it about 1 hour ago now my wife says I need to increase my ram.......please help


ps my wife is happy I got rid of the floppy drive but now demands more up time

Well you have to be relaxed...
And concentrated to your wife...
Also dl v2.5 with my mods...

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