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Enchanted Frog |
Posted: Thu 02 Mar, 2006 |
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A woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
The frog said to her: "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you 3 wishes."
The woman freed the frog and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes - that whatever you wish for, your husband will get 10 times more or better!"
The woman said, "That would be okay," and for her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis, that women will flock to."
The woman replied, "That will be okay because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will only have eyes for me."
So, KAZAM - she's the most beautiful woman in the world!
For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world and he will be ten times richer than you."
The woman said, "That will be okay because what is mine is his and what is his is mine."
So, KAZAM, she's the richest woman in the world!
The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack."
Women are clever bitches.
Don't mess with them. |
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BRAIN53 VIP Member
Joined: 06 Jan 2006
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Re: Enchanted Frog |
Posted: Thu 02 Mar, 2006 |
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A good one |
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like_a_stone_05 Validating
Joined: 17 Mar 2006
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Posted: Fri 24 Mar, 2006 |
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didnt see it coming |
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Googly Jr. Member
Joined: 10 Mar 2006
Posts: 42
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Re: Enchanted Frog |
Posted: Fri 24 Mar, 2006 |
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Well Well.. the story doesn't end there.
The Frog Granted her third Wish too... KAZAM.
And the HUSBAND got a Heart Attack Ten Times MILDER than what the Woman Got. |
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bossman3961 VIP Member
Joined: 28 Nov 2005
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Re: Enchanted Frog |
Posted: Fri 24 Mar, 2006 |
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real good one.
thanks for posting |
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