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BRAIN53
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New Computer Viruses
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PostPosted: Wed 15 Feb, 2006
The George Bush Virus - Causes your computer to keep looking for viruses of mass destruction.

The John Kerry Virus - Stores data on both sides of the disk and causes little purple hearts to appear on the screen.

The Ronald Reagan Virus - Saves your data but forgets where it is stored.

The Bill Clinton Virus - Gives you a permanent hard drive with NO memory.

The Al Gore Virus - Causes your computer to just keep counting and re-counting.

The Bob Dole (aka Viagra) Virus - Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy.

The Lewinsky Virus - Sucks all of the memory from your computer then e-mails everyone about what it did.

The Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus - Terminates some files, leaves, but will be back.

The Mike Tyson Virus - Quits after two bytes.

The Oprah Winfrey Virus - Your 200 GB hard drive shrinks to 100 GB, then slowly expands to re-stabilize around 350 GB.

The Prozac Virus - Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn't care.

The Michael Jackson Virus - Only attacks minor files.

The Lorena Bobbitt Virus - Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy, then discards it through Windows.
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Re: New Computer Viruses
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PostPosted: Wed 15 Feb, 2006
almost the same as the one posted here

http://wastedtimes.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=1120&sid=dc4a69b177b341ca116c98008886f092


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The WastedTimes Virus - Once he gets inside of you, he never walks out..... lol






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