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[Jah Ji]

Female Prayer

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.
Amen.

MALE PRAYER

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs
who owns a liquor store and a bass boat. This
doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shiit.
Amen.

[hbgator]

Love it another great one .........great for Val. Day too *lol*

[aiolos]

That's right ! We keep it simple...

[cyberval]

another great one from Jah Ji.. thanks a lot man...