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[Jah Ji]

Redneck Birth Control...


After having their 11th child, a Redneck couple decided that was
enough,

as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his veterinarian
and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children.

The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that
could fix the problem but that it was very expensive. "A less costly
alternative," said the doctor," is to go home, get a cherry bomb, light
it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to
10."

The Redneck said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest tool in the
shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to
help me."

"Trust me.", said the Doctor.

So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He
held the can up to his ear and began to count:

"1"

"2"

"3"

"4"

"5"

At Which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and
resumed counting on his other hand.

This procedure works in Alabama, Tennessee, Louisiana, Kentucky,
Arkansas, Mississippi, West Virginia and some parts of Texas.

[hbgator]

Jah Ji, you come up with the best