WastedTimes

[Sparkyv2]

Some people grow old gracefully, while others fight and scratch the whole
way.

Andy's wife, refusing to give in to the looks of growing old, goes out and
buys a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years
younger.

After a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying the "miracle" products,
she asks her husband - "Darling, honestly, if you didn't know me, what age
would you say I am?"

Looking over her carefully, Andy replied,...
"Judging from your skin, twenty;
your hair, eighteen;
and your figure, twenty five."

"Oh, you flatterer!" she gushed. Just as she was about to tell Andy his
reward, he stops her by saying...

"WHOA, hold on there sweety!" Andy interrupted.
"I haven't added them up yet!"

[BRAIN53]

The moral of the story – never ask a man his opinion if you really don’t want it lolol