WastedTimes

[Sparkyv2]

A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes
later, a loud, blood curdling scream is heard coming from the
bathroom.

A few minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through the
bar. The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate why the
drunk is screaming.

"What's all the screaming about in there?" he yells. "You're scaring
my customers!"

"I'm just sitting here on the toilet," slurs the drunk, "and every
time I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of
my nuts "

The bartender opens the door, looks in, and says, "You idiot! You're
sitting on the mop bucket.

[BRAIN53]

Stupid guy…LOLOL