bossman3961 VIP Member
Joined: 28 Nov 2005
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The miracle of toilet paper |
Posted: Sun 05 Feb, 2006 |
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The miracle of toilet paper
Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror, complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small.
Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion: "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds."
Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and I stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. "How long will this take?" I ask.
"They will grow larger over a period of years," he replies.
I stop. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?
Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your ass, didn't it?" |
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omgwtfhax Member
Joined: 16 Jan 2006
Posts: 99
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Re: The miracle of toilet paper |
Posted: Sun 05 Feb, 2006 |
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hahaha, that was funny. |
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BRAIN53 VIP Member
Joined: 06 Jan 2006
Posts: 374
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Re: The miracle of toilet paper |
Posted: Mon 06 Feb, 2006 |
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Kill him!!!!! LOL |
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