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PostPosted: Thu 02 Feb, 2006

A guy out on the golf course gets hit in the crotch.
Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground. As soon as he could manage, he took himself to the doctor.
He said "How bad is it doc?...I'm going on my honeymoon next week.
The doctor told him, "I'll have to put your willie in a splint to let it heal and keep it straight. It should be okay next week." He took four tongue depressors and formed a neat little 4 sided splint, and taped it all together; ..an impressive work of art.
The guy mentions none of this to his girl, marries her, and goes on their honeymoon. That night in the motel room, she rips open her blouse to reveal her beautiful breasts. She said, "You're the first; no one has EVER touched these."
He immediately drops his pants and replies,....................... "Look at this,....still in the CRATE!"
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PostPosted: Fri 03 Feb, 2006

LOL very funny hbgator...
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PostPosted: Fri 03 Feb, 2006

hahahahahaaaaaa
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PostPosted: Fri 03 Feb, 2006

Very good ! Very Happy Very Happy
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PostPosted: Fri 03 Feb, 2006

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Very very good!!!
Thank you for making me laugh, I needed that!

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PostPosted: Fri 03 Feb, 2006

hahahaha good one
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PostPosted: Sat 04 Feb, 2006

haha, liked that.
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