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BRAIN53
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PostPosted: Mon 29 Dec, 2008
An Israeli doctor says 'Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can
take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for
work in six weeks.'


A German doctor says 'That is nothing; we can take a lung out of one
person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.


Russian doctor says 'In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can
take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both
looking for work in two weeks.'


An American doctor, not to be outdone, says 'You guys are way behind, we
recently took a man with no brains out of Texas, put him in the White
House for eight years, and now half the country is looking for work!!'
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Laughing

Isn't that the truth!!!
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PostPosted: Sun 11 Jan, 2009
I can top that, I told that to my rep. Texan GF and now I got house work Crying or Very sad
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Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Thu 21 Jul, 2011
I just read this post and what Gator had posted and he is right NOW, his Texas gf has a brain and will be putting him to work....... Wink
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