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Redneck Pick-up Lines


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mimi_44
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Redneck Pick-up Lines
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PostPosted: Sun 09 Nov, 2008
Redneck Pick-up Lines
1) Did you fart? cuz you just blew me away.
2) My Love fer you is like diarrhea, I can't hold it in.
3) Do you have a library card? cuz I'd like to check you out.
4) Is there a mirror in yer pants? cuz I can see myself in em.
5) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away.
6) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
7) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin', we kin sleep til' afternoon. Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon 10 Nov, 2008
Okay , I'm gonna try out some on my GF , see if I stay in 1 piece... Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon 10 Nov, 2008
mmmmmm.... must only work on redneck gals... Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue 11 Nov, 2008
Yeah , Dutch ladies are used to more awkward chat up lines I guess.... Wink
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