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A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to
his priest, 'I almost had an affair with another woman.'
The priest said, 'What do you mean, almost?'
The Irishman said, 'Well, we got undressed
and rubbed together, but then stopped.'
The priest said, 'Rubbing together is the same as putting it in.
You're not to see that woman again. For your penance, say five Hail
Mary's and put $50 in the poor box.'
The Irishman left the confessional, said his prayer and then walked
over to the poor box. He paused for a moment and then started to leave.
The priest, who was watching, quickly ran
over to him saying, 'I saw that. You didn't put any money in the poor
box!'
The Irishman replied, 'Yeah, but I rubbed the $50 on the box, and
according to you, that's the same as putting it in!'
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