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Yep, They Walk Among Us!


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PostPosted: Mon 29 Sep, 2008

They Walk Among Us and Many Work Retail

I was at the checkout of a K-Mart. The clerk rang up $46.64
charge. I Gave her a fifty dollar bill. She gave me back $46.64. I gave
the money back to her and told her that she had made a mistake in MY
favor.
She became indignant and informed me she was educated and knew
what she was doing, and returned the money again. I gave her the money
back - same scenario! I departed the store with th e $46.64.

They Walk Among Us and Many Work Retail

I walked into a Starbucks with a buy-one-get- one-free coupon
for a Grande Latte. I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a
little chalkboard that said "buy one-get one free." "They're already
buy-one- get-one-free, " she said, "so I guess they're both free". She
handed me my free Lattes and I walked out the door.

They Walk Among Us!

One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when one
of them shouted, "Look at that dead bird!" Someone looked up at the sky
and said, "Where?"


They Walk Among Us!

While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent
which direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun
waking him up every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the
North?" When my brother explained that the sun rises in the East, and
has for sometime, she shook her head and said, "Oh, I don't keep up with
all that stuff."

They Walk Among Us!!

I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One
day I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center
was open. I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7
days a week." He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?" Wanting
to end the call quickly, I said, "Pacific."

They Walk Among Us!

My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car designed to cut
through a seat belt if she gets trapped.
She keeps it in the trunk.


They Walk Among Us!

My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases
were discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The
cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount.

They Walk Among Us!

I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area, so I
went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags
never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a
trained professional and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me, "has
your plane arrived yet?"

They Walk Among Us!

While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a
small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he
would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time
before responding. "Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry
enough to eat 6 pieces."


Yep, They Walk Among Us!




They Walk Among Us,
and they Reproduce
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PostPosted: Tue 30 Sep, 2008

Laughing Good ones! Jeff Foxworthy read on! Laughing
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Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

"They" walk on the continent too....
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