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A teacher in Elmira , New York , who is a McCain supporter, asked her 4th
grade class, "How many of you are McCain fans?" Not really knowing what a
McCain fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised
their hands, except for Little Johnny.

The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different. Little
Johnny said, "Because I'm not a McCain fan."

The teacher asked, "Why aren't you a McCain fan?"

Johnny said, "Because I'm a Democrat."

The teacher asked him why he's a Democrat. Little Johnny answered, "Well, my
Mom's a Democrat and my Dad's a Democrat, so I'm a Democrat."

Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, "If your mom was a moron and your
dad was an idiot, what would that make you?"

With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, "That would make me a McCain fan."

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