WastedTimes

[djm]

A group of 2nd, 3rd and 4th graders, accompanied
by two female teachers, went on a field trip to the
local racetrack (Churchill Downs)to learn about
thoroughbred horses and the supporting
industry(Bourbon), but mostly to see the horses
When it was time to take the children to the
bathroom it was decided that the girls would go
with one teacher and the boys would go with the
other. The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting
outside the men's room when one of the boys came
out and told her that none of them could reach the
urinal.
Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys
with their pants, and began hoisting the little boys up
one by one holding onto their "wee wees" to direct the
flow.
As she lifted one, she couldn't help but notice that he
was unusually well endowed. Trying not to show that
she was staring, the teacher said, "You must be in the
4th grade."
"No, ma'am, "he replied. "I'm the jockey riding Silver
Arrow in the seventh.

[jkf]

...too bad I went to a religious school when I was around that
age, where the teachers were either priests or nuns... nothing
much to write home about...

[BRAIN53]

Very Funny Good One