WastedTimes

[bossman3961]

Did you hear about the gay magician?
He vanished with a poof.


Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp?
He bought a warehouse.


Mickey Mouse has been thrown out of Disneyland. Not sure, but I heard it had
something to do with Muffin the Mule.


Why did the snooker player go to the toilet?
To pot the brown.


What�s the difference between erotic and kinky?.
Erotic, you use a feather. Kinky you use the whole chicken.

What's the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman?
You can unscrew a light bulb.


What gets longer when pulled, fits between a women's boobs, inserts neatly in a hole
and works best when jerked hard?
A Seat Belt.


It goes in dry and it comes out wet, the longer it's in the stronger it gets, it comes
out dripping and starts to sag... it's a Tetley's tea-bag.


What's a monkey got in common with a chainsaw?
They both shag up trees.