WastedTimes

[BRAIN53]

Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center
>>were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says:
>>"Slim, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know
>>you're about my age. How do you feel?" Slim says, "I feel just like a
>>newborn baby." "Really? Like a newborn baby?" "Yep. No hair, no teeth, and
>>I think I just wet my pants."