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Life's cycle..sounds good to me!!!


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bossman3961
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Life's cycle..sounds good to me!!!
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PostPosted: Fri 02 Feb, 2007

I think the life cycle is all backwards

We should start out dead and get it out of the way.

Then, you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.

You get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect your pension, then
when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.

You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous and you get
ready for High School.

You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no
responsibilities, you become a baby, and then...

You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like
conditions; central heating, room service on tap, larger quarters every
day, and then, you finish off as an orgasm.
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Re: Life's cycle..sounds good to me!!!
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PostPosted: Fri 02 Feb, 2007

Good one!
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Re: Life's cycle..sounds good to me!!!
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PostPosted: Fri 23 Feb, 2007

LOL!!
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