WastedTimes

[BRAIN53]

In the back woods of Kentucky, the redneck's wife went into labor in
the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the
delivery.Since there was no electricity, the doctor handed the father-to
be a lantern and said, "Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm
doing." Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. "Whoa there,"
said the doctor."Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down...I think
there's yet another one to come."Sure enough, within minutes he had
delivered a baby girl. "No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down
that lantern. . . It seems there's yet another one in there!" cried the
doctor.The Redneck scratched his head in bewilderment, and asked the
doctor, "Do you think it's the light that's attractin' 'em?"

[jkf]

hehehehe...

Don't let too much light in... you're gonna be in for another surprise... LOL