WastedTimes

[BRAIN53]

A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady 60 miles
> per hour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks
> across at her and speaks in a clear voice. "I know we've been married
> for ten years, but I want a divorce."
>
>
The wife says nothing,
> Keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly increases her speed to 65
> mph. The husband speaks again. "I don't want you to try and talk me
> out of it," He says, "because I've been having an affair with your
> best friend, And she's a far better lover than you are."
>
>
> Again the wife stays quiet, But grips the steering wheel more tightly
> and slowly increases the speed to 75 He pushes his luck. "I want the
> house," he says insistently..
>
>
> Up to 80 . "I want the car, too," he continues.
>
> 85 mph. "And," he says, "I'll have the bank accounts, all the credit
> cards, the master bedroom set and the boat!"
>
>
> The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge. This
> makes him nervous, so he asks her, "Isn't there anything you want?"
>
>
> The wife at last replies in a quiet and controlled voice.
> "No, I've got everything I need," she says.
> "Oh, really," he inquires, "so what have you got?"
>
>
> Just before they slam into the wall at 85 mph,The wife turns to him
> and smiles. "The airbag."
>
>
> Moral of the Story :
> Women are crazy!!!!
>
> Don't mess with them!!
>
> Just smile and pass this on to those who need a laugh!!!