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You know you are too old to Trick or Treat when:


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You know you are too old to Trick or Treat when:
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PostPosted: Wed 01 Nov, 2006

10. You get winded from knocking on the door.
9. You have to have someone else chew the candy for you.
8. You ask for high fiber candy only.
7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over.
6. People say: "Great Boris Karloff Mask," and you're not wearing a mask.
5. When the door opens you yell, "Trick or ." and can't remember the rest.
4. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders.
3.You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your hairpiece.
2. You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker.
And the number one reason Seniors should not go Trick Or Treating...
1. You keep having to go home to potty
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Re: You know you are too old to Trick or Treat when:
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PostPosted: Wed 01 Nov, 2006

Thanks For The Laughs Cool
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