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[bossman3961]

Little Johnny Farts


one day in miss branstens class a first year teacher was teaching and a student in the back was farting and disrupting the class. so she told him to stop, then when she turned her back she herd the fart again. she jumped around and said will you stop if i fart better than you!? little johnny said sure but mommy says girls dont fart. the teacher replies well everyone is human and everybody farts! so she got some chalk dust and put some evenly on 2 pices of paper. and so johnny drops his pants and boxers and lets out the biggest and best fart in the world. and most of the dust flies away and only a little is left. so Miss Braunsten drops her dress and her thong and farts. all the dust flies away and johnny is surprised. he asked her to do it again and he takes a closer look while she does it and he says no wonder, you have a double barrel, you cheated