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A blind man wanders into a lady biker bar


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A blind man wanders into a lady biker bar
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PostPosted: Thu 22 Jun, 2006

A blind man wanders into a lady biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a
bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to
the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep,husky voice,
the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair,
given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

"Now, think about it seriously, mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,
"Nah...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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Love it Laughing
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Love it Laughing
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PostPosted: Thu 22 Jun, 2006

HAHAHHAAHHAHAHHAAH:DVery HappyVery HappyVery HappyVery HappyD:DVery HappyVery Happy
THATS A GOOD 1!
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PostPosted: Fri 23 Jun, 2006

Lmao. That was a good one bro. Razz
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