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[BRAIN53]

The Drunk
>
> An extremely modest man was in the
>hospital for a series of tests, the
> last of which had left his bodily
>systems extremely upset.
>
> Upon making several false alarm trips to
>the bathroom, he decided the
> episode was another and stayed put. He
>suddenly filled his bed
> with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond
>his ability to remain rational.
>
> In a complete loss of composure he
>jumped out of bed, gathered up the
> bed sheets, and threw them out the
>hospital window.
>
> A drunk was walking by the hospital when
>the sheets landed on him. He
> started yelling, cursing, and swinging!
>his arms violently trying to
> get the unknown things off, and ended up
>with the soiled sheets in a
> tangled pile at his feet.
>
> As the drunk stood there, unsteady on
>his feet, staring down at the
> sheets, a hospital security guard
>(barely containing his laughter) who had watched the
> whole incident walked up and asked,
>"What the heck is g oing on here ?"
>
> The drunk, still staring down replied:
>"I think I just beat the shiit out of a ghost"
>
> Happy Halloween !

[Mop]

Damn ghosts....full of shiit......

Good one!