WastedTimes

[hbgator]

>If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would
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>(Hardly seems worth it.)
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>If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough
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>(Now that's more like it!)
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> The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps
out to the body to
>squirt blood 30 feet.
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>(O.M.G.!)
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> A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
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>(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
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>A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it
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>death . (Creepy.)
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>(I'm still not over the pig.)
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>Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour.
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>The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is
attached to its
>body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head
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>(Honey, I'm home. What the...?!)
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> The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like
a human jumping
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> (30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)
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>The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
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>(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
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>Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
>(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over
quantity)
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> Butterflies taste with their feet.
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>(Something I always wanted to know.)
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>The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm
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>Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer
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>(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
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>Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
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>(Okay, so that would be a good thing)
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>A cat's urine glows under a black light.
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>(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
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>An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
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>(I know some people like that . )
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> Starfish have no brains
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>(I know some people like that too.)
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>Polar bears are left-handed.
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>(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)
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>Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for
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>(What about that pig??)

[aiolos]

Man that was good...