WastedTimes

[BRAIN53]

>A crusty old man walks into the local Lutheran Church and says to the
>secretary, "I would like to join this damn church."
>
>The astonished woman replies, "I beg your pardon, sir. I must have
>misunderstood you. What did you say?"
>
>"Listen up, damn it. I said I want to join this damn church!"
>
>"I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this

>church."
>
>The secretary leaves her desk and goes into the pastor's study to
inform
>him
>of her situation. The pastor agrees that the secretary does not have to

>listen to that foul language.
>
>They both return to her office and the pastor asks the old geezer,
"Sir,
>what seems to be the problem here?"
>
>"There is no damn problem," the man says. "I just won $200 million
bucks in
>the damn lottery and I want to join this damn church to get rid of some
of
>this damn money. "
>
>"I see," said the pastor. "And is this bitch giving you a hard time?"