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4 LITTLE ANIMALS




(You've got to love this little girl.............what a woman she'll make!)

A teacher asked her class, "What do you want out of life?"



A little girl in the back row raised her hand and said, "All I want out of life is four little animals, just like my Mom always says".



The teacher asked, "What four little animals would that be?"



The little girl said,



"A Mink on my back, a Jaguar in the garage, a Tiger in the bed,

and a Jackass to pay for it all."



The teacher fainted!