WastedTimes

[hbgator]

There was a cucumber, a pickle, n a penis sittin around talking bout how there lives sucked. The cucumber said " Man, my life sucks. When I get big, fat, n juicy, they cut me up and stick me on a salad. " The pickle looks at him and says, " U think u got it bad? When I get big, fat, n juicy , they stick me in vinegar put spices on me, and stick me in a jar. " The penis looks at him and says, " U think u got it rough? When I get big, fat, an juicy, they stick a rubba tarp on my head, stick me in a dark room, and bang my head against a wall until I throw up an pass the fluck out!!!