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[BRAIN53]

"Last Week Was My Birthday And I Didn't Feel Very Well Waking
Up that
morning. I Went Downstairs For Breakfast Hoping My Wife Would
Be pleasant
And Say, "Happy Birthday!", And Possibly Have A Present For
Me.
As It Turned Out, She Barely Said Good Morning, Let Alone
"Happy Birthday."
I Thought... Well, That's Marriage For You, But The Kids Will
>Remember.
My Kids Came Into Breakfast And Didn't Say A Word. So When I
>Left For
The Office, I Was Feeling Pretty Low And Somewhat Despondent. As I
Walked Into My Office, My Secretary Jane Said, "Good
>Morning,
Boss,
Happy Birthday!"

It Felt A Little Better That At Least Someone had remembered. I Worked
Until one O'clock and Then Jane Knocked On My Door
And
>Said,
"You Know, It's Such A Beautiful Day Outside, And It's Your
>Birthday,
Let's Go Out To Lunch, Just You And Me."

I Said, "Thanks Jane, That's The Greatest Thing I've Heard
All Day."
Lets' go! "
We Went To Lunch. But We Didn't Go Where We Normally Would
go.
We Dined Instead At A Little Place With A Private Table. We
Had
>Two
Martinis Each And I Enjoyed The Meal Tremendously
On The Way Back To The Office, Jane Said, "You Know, It's
Such A
Beautiful Day.. We Don't Need To Go Back To The Office, Do
We?"
I Responded, "I Guess Not. What Do You Have In Mind?"
She Said, "Let's Go To My Apartment"

After Arriving At Her Apartment Jane Turned To Me And Said, Boss, If
You Don't Mind, I'm Going To Step Into The Bedroom For A Moment. I'll
Be Right Back." "Ok." I Nervously Replied. She Went Into The Bedroom
And, After A Couple Of Minutes, She Came out Carrying A Huge Birthday
Cake... Followed By My Wife, Kids, And Dozens Of My Friends
And
Co-Workers, All Singing "Happy Birthday".
And I Just Sat There..
On The Couch...
Naked

[hbgator]

great one

[cyberval]

lol, a great one, didnt expect that coming...