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BRAIN53

Sat 17 Jul, 2010


Benefits of exercise

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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>*<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Walking can add minutes to your life.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> This enables you at 85 years old to spend
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> an additional 5 months in a nursing home
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> at <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>$7000 per month.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>*<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>*<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> My grandpa started walking
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> five miles a day when he was 60.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Now he's 97 years old and we
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> don't know where the hell he is*<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>*<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>*<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>*<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>*<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>*<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I like long walks,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> especially when they are taken
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> by people who annoy me.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>*<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>*<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>*<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>*<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> The only reason I would take up walking
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>*<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>*<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I have to walk early in the morning,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> before my brain figures out what I'm doing*<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>*<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>*<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>*<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I joined a health club last year <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> spent about 400 bucks.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Haven't lost a pound.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Apparently you have to go there.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>*<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>*<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>*<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>*<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Every time I hear the dirty word <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>'exercise'<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I wash my mouth out with chocolate.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>*<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>*<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I do have flabby thighs,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> but fortunately my stomach covers them.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>*<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>*<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> The advantage of exercising every day
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> is so when you die,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> they'll say,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>'Well,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> she looks good doesn't she.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>'<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>*<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>*<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> If you are going to try cross-country skiing,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> start with a small country.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>*<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>*<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I know I got a lot of exercise the last few years,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> just getting over the hill.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>*<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>*<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> We all get heavier as we get older,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> because there's a lot more information in our heads.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> That's my story and I'm sticking to it.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>*<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>*<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> and
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>*<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>*<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> Every time I start thinking too much about how I look,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I just find a Happy Hour,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> and by the time I leave,<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> I look just fine.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>


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mimi_44

Sun 18 Jul, 2010


Re: Benefits of exercise

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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>:lol:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>:lol:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>:lol:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>


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jkf

Sun 18 Jul, 2010


Re: Benefits of exercise

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Now I've got all the comebacks for my neighbor who's
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trying to get everyone to walk with him!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>!<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>
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<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>)<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>)<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>)<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>


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Mop

Mon 19 Jul, 2010


Re: Benefits of exercise

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I like the third one best.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>.<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>:lol:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>:lol:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>:lol:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>:lol:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b> <b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>:lol:<b style="color:#FFA34F"></b>